May 19, 2019

snommelp:

eroticcannibal:

grannyweatherwaxshat:

seelcudoom:

dad4god:

politijohn:

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Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

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Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

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March 22, 2019

bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

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March 22, 2019

ohmightysmiter:

afanofmanystuffs:

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

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February 19, 2019

freckledfortuneteller:

*puts moon water in bong*

Me: witchcraft

January 10, 2019

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

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January 1, 2019

Anonymous asked: who wins AS4?

the-real-eureka-ohara:

hobnob-69:

Eureka

Finally a black girl in the hall of fame

July 23, 2018

I’m really depressed and don’t want to bother anyone with it

I can’t find a therapist that takes my insurance who doesn’t immediately try to put me on meds

I feel myself very rapidly falling back into a pattern of not taking care of myself and isolating myself and I really don’t want to

But I don’t want to be a burden so I can’t reach out. Nobody would tell me I’m a burden because my friends don’t do that shit. They care and have given me no reason to be afraid. But I don’t want to overstay my emotional support welcome

June 13, 2018

homonurse:

“let me see what you have”
ben delachrist: “white out”
rupaul: “NO”

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May 22, 2018

8thavenueserenade:

8thavenueserenade:

future: bulletproof

aftermath: secondary

dick: out

i am forcibly removed from battery city

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May 12, 2018

I am………severely depressed

April 17, 2018

Lol no one even looks st my tumblr angmore so I can post this here

I hurt my back today and I’m really fucking scared. I can’t get comfortable and the painkillers aren’t doing anything and I’m missing so much work that I can’t afford to miss and I just feel like such a fucking burden. Tonight I asked my dad if he could fill my humidifier because I’m not supposed to lift anything and he got all huffy and I just feel like a bag of shit. Like it isn’t my fault that I’m hurt but I feel like such a burden and I don’t wanna tell anyone how scared and in pain i am because that’s not cute and I can’t lose anyone right now

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March 1, 2018

1millionyengirls:

i love myself but i dont love me back

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March 1, 2018

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November 27, 2017
Reasons y’all need to stop sleeping on The Spongebob Squarepants Musical cast recording

eemery:

  • with 2 or 3 exceptions the songs are written by guest musicians, including Panic! At The Disco, David Bowie, and Sara Barellies (!!!)
  • Patrick accidentally starts a cult
  • “i can even play my nose like bAH BAH DA BAH DA DA”
  • Pearl. just,, Pearl
  • “i’m not a loserrrrrrrr, i don’t secretly hate myseeeelf” same squidward
  • “before that sucker blows we’ve gotta gET THE FISH OUT”
  • bc there are so many different styles of music every song is something new - the cast are so!! talented!!!!
  • tbh Ethan Slater is a gift
  • Perch Perkins gets a song because of course he does
  • (it’s the Bowie song lmao)
  • “NOTHING rhymes with rock”
  • the end is genuinely emotional?? help
  • “i’m a one-celled organism. i don’t even have sleeves” … “OOOOOOOHHH!!!”
  • Sandy is played by Lilli Cooper, Martha in the Spring Awakening obc
  • “hey you found my long lost cheese!”
  • Sandy’s chorus in Hero Is My Middle Name i love her
  • Plankton raps
  • PLANKTON RAPS
  • PLANKTON RAPS
  • KAREN BEATBOXES
  • W H I L E P L A N K T O N R A P S
  • and Karen’s played by Stephanie Hsu (christiiiiiiiiiiine canigula)
  • the keychange in (Just A) Simple Sponge is incredible holy shit
  • “foreverrrrrrrrrr” “For-ev-er.”

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November 5, 2017

Aaaa

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